I havent been updating, my mom took my poor laptop away from me:(
why Wally and Artemis can't babysit Lian
Wally: As adorable as Lian is, I still can't believe your sister just dumped her on us like that.
Artemis: Well, Jade did promise that she'd pick Lian up soon-
Barry: Hey Wally! Hey Artemis! Thought I'd come by for a surprise vis-is that a baby?
Barry: And why does that baby have red hair and Asian features...oh.
Wally: It's not what you think, Uncle Barry! It's not what you think!
Artemis: We can explain, Mr. Allen!
Barry: YOU KIDS PROMISED ME THAT YOU'D BE RESPONSIBLE WHEN YOU MOVED IN TOGETHER! WHAT WILL YOUR PARENTS SAY?!
Reblog if you've ACTUALLY read The Hobbit
thefoxxybenedict: I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.
Celebrities going to jail.
Beliebers: OMG JUSTIN, WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Smilers: THIS DOESN'T MAKE HER A SLUT, SHE MADE A MISTAKE. MILES I HOPE YOU'RE ALRIGHT.
Selenators: SELENA, NO, WHAT HAPPENED!? THOSE STUPID POLICE OFFICERS, YOU ARE INNOCENT!
Directioners: AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS GREAT. PUNCHING SOMEONE DOESN'T MAKE YOU STRAIGHT.
To my followers that never touch my ask box:
Never change Sokka
Katara: What happened?!?
Sokka: Zuko's gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he DESTROYED IT. -__-
Sokka: (fixing sculpture)
Sokka: Oh, and he's attacking Aang.
You can’t repeat the past.– The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ireadabook)
There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called ‘fan...– Joss Whedon (via norbertleosbutt)
"Relax, it's just a TV show."
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
Whenever girls spray a lot of perfume in class →
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And now I present to you Wally West with his butt...
umbuby: You’re welcome.
Wow, I must be bored.
theindependentvigilante: yougottadealwiththespitfire: This is perfect.
What did you think of the movie adaptation?
Harry Potter/Twilight/Hunger Games Fans: They cut out a few parts, but we'll live.
Percy Jackson/Inheritance Cycle Fans: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Avatar fans: THERE WAS NEVER A MOVIE, GET IT? NEVER!!